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  • policedog:

    imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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  • (Source: harrypottergif, via joshpeck)

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  • (Source: africans, via relahvant)

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  • agronsbutt:

    morbutts:

    canklequeen:

    99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

    i am the 1%

    dumbass you mean 0.1%

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  • wifikings:

    nvxus:

    wifikings:

    What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

    Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

    my childhood….gone…..image

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  • letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

    I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

    (Source: skittlevodka, via fuck-you-im-australian)

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  • Anonymous asked : omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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  • Simon Lewis’s Band Names:

    sebastian-the-coat-hanger:

    Sea Vegetable Conspiracy
    Rock Solid Panda
    Lawn Chair Crisis
    Sexist Pigs
    Fortuitous Occurrences
    Champagne Enema
    Mojo Pie
    Salacious Mold
    Millennium Lint
    Dangerous Stain
    Dichotomous Lemur
    Sexy Vampire Mojo
    Werewolf String Quartet
    Midnight Burrito
    Lethal Soufflé

    The Mortal Instruments

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  • oldrockstars:

    becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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