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  • friendlydad:

    have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

    (via katara)

  • religiousmom:

    for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

    (via refreshes)

  • floozys:

    i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

    (via asian)

  • passific-rim-job:

    i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
    my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

  • everybodywantstoruleklaine:

    When I find myself in times of trouble
    Darren Criss comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
    image

    (via the-absolute-best-gifs)

  • susemoji:

    jrsmithfan:

    Worlds most powerful baby

    delete this

    i hate this so much

    (Source: dinuguan, via katara)

  • msh30:

    team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)